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"...Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"<pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!"
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"And I was all happy thinking Danny Davids had a sex life" - Danny Dp
"And now for ten seconds of sex ... okay, you can stop now."
"Balls" said the Queen "if I had two, I'd be King"
"Cherchez la femmes." -- Dumas
"Compromise - you get on top, and I'll draw on your butt."
"Deanna, have you ever had really good sex? Or is it a theory?" Riker
"Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know, never looked."
"Doc, all I ever think of is sex." "Watch Limbaugh for awhile."
"Everybody lies about sex." - Heinlein
"Girls like to be played with, and rumpled, too, sometimes."
"He broke out into assholes and shit himself to death."
"Help! I'm talking, and I can't shut up!" - Most Women <hehehe>
"Honestly, I was just trying to help the pig over the fence".
"I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques." --D\SL
"I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr
"I first had sex on a farm," Geco said sheepishly.
"I first had sex on a farm," Tom said sheepishly.
"I hope for your sake you are initiating a mating ritual."
"I just got a sex change," said Tom, feeling rather disorganized.
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your tagline!"
"I read Playboy for the articles." "Yea, right." - Geco
"I'm bisexual. When ever I want sex I can buy it." -- Eric Idle
"I'm experimenting with homosexuality," said Tom, half in earnest.
"I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good." - Tom Arnold
"I'm simply not a nice girl," she whispered tartly.
"I'm too sexy for my slug." -- Jadzia Dax
"I'm too sexy for this conference...."
"Is this sodomy?" asked Geco, half in ernest.
"Ladies Wanted!" ALL Positions. Will train!
"Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to real life." -- K. Marx
"ME or THAT computer" she said... that was yesterday...
"Nice party. Hey Goober! Try-ya some of them Horse Ovaries."
"Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!" - Bunny
"OK, cat, go ahead and sniff there, but don't you dare start licYEOW!"
"Oral Delights" by Connie Lingus
"Personhole is not an acceptable de-sexed word." Ä Shirley Dean
"ping.....ping.....ping.....BURP! Six pack detected - and terminated!"
"Please return flight stewards to upright position."
"Please return stewardesses to upright position."
"Rasta's Pubic Hair Designs" A clean shave, with lots of attention !
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --Jean-L
"Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --JLP
"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys." - RAH
"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! I love Congress!"
"Sex...sex sex sex...where were we?"
"So much for sex appeal." - Catwoman
"That's right, SEX-ED week!!" - Buzzcut
"The other great mystery of life... Women! -- Emmett Brown
"The Ups & Downs of Penis Therapy" by John Wayne Bobbitt
"They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident." - Ford Prefect
"Wait... Sex isn't "merely" anything." - Heinlein
"Whoa! She just had sex? Why don't they show that?" - Butt-Head
"Why do you stay with that sadist?" "Beats me!"
"With women the heart argues, not the mind." -- Arnold
"Without sheep, there's no sex for nice guys." - Quentin Fai
"Woman was God's second blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Woman will be the last thing tamed by man." -- Meridith
"Women are a sex by themselves." -- Beerbohm
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde
"Women are never disarmed by compliments." -- Wilde
"Women can't forgive failure." -- Chekov
"Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal."
"Women's weapons, water-drops." -- Shakespeare
"Women, can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts." -- Norm
"Woody, I said TUCK the children in bed!" --Mia Farrow
"You and I, strangers lost in in a moment..."
"Youth is about sex, drugs, pizza, and more sex." -- Nikki Sixx
################ I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!! ################
( ) Official Business ( ) Surreptitious Business (X) Subversive
(c) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'...
(Did I mention I'm good looking?) (Quiet?) (Shy?) (Undersexed?)
(on the Polar Bear Club) Let's talk about shrinkage, shall we?
(Reading is like) the sex act....done privately, and often in bed.
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble After Sex.
* Put something exciting between your legs... ME!!! <sigh>
*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
... Choral sex spreads a-choired immune deficiencies
... Is DOOM ][ better than Sex? On the next Geraldo...
....Whips, chains, & knives are only sex toys...
...Computer not a virgin - no himem found...
...hold the chicken between your knees....
...She followed me home. Can I keep her?
.It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machi
.People sweat so they won't catch fire during sex
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients w
10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex.
10 out of 10 sexualinguists recommend oral sex for their students.
100% B.I.T.C.H. -Beautiful, intelligent, Talented, Charming AND Horny
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.
112. Never have sex with the boss' sister.
136,000 battered women? Sheesh, I've been eating them raw !
2.1 TD X Bigomy:One Wife Too Many. Monogamy: Same Idea.
3 types of miniskirts : Mini, Micro, "Don't shave, eh?"
3 Types of miniskirts: Mini, Micro and Don't Bend Over!
3.5 inch hard is better than 5.25 floppy....
30 minutes of begging is *not* considered foreplay!
4 food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate and Sex.
4 Food Groups: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.
4 types of miniskirts: mini, micro, don't bend over, and nice view!
45954 - (beast) x (oral sex)
5 o' clock shadow on pussy can give you nose-burn!
6.9 <-- A good thing ruined by a period.
68 <-- You do me and I'll owe you one.
68....the speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around!
69 is being head over heels in love
69, 714, 2112 sex, drugs, rock'n'roll
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
7.2 on the Sphincter Scale
71 (which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass)
8 bits = 1 byte; 4 bits = 1 nibble; 8 nibbles = a hickey?
9 out of 10 men who tried camels went back to women..
9 out of 10 camels who try women prefer french foreign legionaires
9 out of 10 men who have tried Camels prefer women.
9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women.
999: Girlfriend of the beast.
<- The sexy sports car of offline readers.
<>>>>>>>>>>>> BBS NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<check one> Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [ ].
<check one> Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [X].
<Whip> Thank you, Mistress. May I have another?
<Whip> Thank you, Sir. May I have another?
>>> WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
@FN@ can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
@FN@'s got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
@FN@, you got me wishing we were hugging and kissing.
@FN@, you have a filthy mind...I like that in a person
@N@, you have a perverted mind! I like that in a person!
@}-'--,--- = A Rose especially for @FN@
A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou
A belly button is for ketchup when you eat french fries in bed.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed.
A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So she did.
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards.
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels.
A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
A dirty mind is, well, a wonderful thing.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
A fool and his money are my best friends
A girl who is a vision in the moonlight, may be a sight in sunlight!
A girlfriend a day keeps the wife away.
A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
A good memory ignores the long skirt.
A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!!
A hard man is good to find.
A hug warms the soul and puts a smile in the heart.
A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss is still a kiss...especially when it is a nice kiss ;)
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A large oxymoron: Bad Sex
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of Labatt's Blue, & Maggie to go, please.
A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job.
A little honey is good for my health...pick you up at 8?
A little less talk and a lot more action.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.
A lover without discretion is no lover at all.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
A man is as young as the women he feels.
A man is not complete till he's married, Then he's finished.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone.
A man without a woman is like a man without a care.
A man without a woman is like a man without a headache.
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A menu? No thanks. I'll just eat, drink and have sex...
A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy woman.
A mouthful of breath mints and no one to kiss.
A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A penny for your thoughts...$50.00 to act them out!
A penny for your thoughts...$500 to act it out....
A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
A perversion of nature....how exciting!
A real programmer's girlfriend wears a G$.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and ove
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over!
A sentient 1701-D: Hey there, DS9, wanna dock?
A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak !
A sex survey? No, I'm sorry, I have a headache.
A sexual innuendo a day keeps Dr. Ruth away.
A steak without salt is like sex without orgasm.
A succubus will go further than a nymph.
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
A tiskek, A tasket, A condom or a Casket.....
A tisket, a Bobbitt, she hacked it off and lobbed it.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A true gentleman always lets his lady come first.
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex? Drat!
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
A Woman is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often.
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A woman, like music, should have a good end.
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here
Abandon the search for truth, settle for fantasy...
Accept no sheep imitations.
Add variety to your sex life, use the other hand.
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Adultery: When one man's mate is another man's passion.
Aerorectophobia: The fear of assholes in high places.
After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer.
After sex? Why more sex, of course!
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
Ahhhh, I really like men. Every woman should own one.
AIDS ... looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS is a virus; John Savage is a punishment from God.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a human disease.
AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals. *CAUTION* to *ALL*!
AIDS, GODS' cure for homosexuals.
Ain't gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman....
Al Bundy & Homer Simpson "Why Women Dig Us" Next Geraldo!
Alcohol was invented so the fat ugly broads could get laid.
Alimony : Bounty on the Mutiny.
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All I need is peace & quiet. Give me a piece, & I'll be quiet!
All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet! ;-)
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power!
All I want to do is massage your back - TRUST me...
All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some.
All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow..
All Tied Up and No Place to Go....
All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.
All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down & find out!
All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down and find out.
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.
Alt.graphics.gif.naughty.filty.disgusting.wow!
alt.sex.swedish.blond
Alumnus of the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Always coming back for more...
Alzheimer's puts a whole NEW twist on wife swapping.
Am I bothered by obscene thoughts? No, I *enjoy* them!
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to w
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F*cking close to w
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F*cking close to water!
Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue.
Amish Pickup Lines: Are thee up for some plowing?
An egg a month, big deal. Men can make millions of sperm each hour!
An executed child molester does not molest again.
An executed rapist does not rape again.
An honest man is one who's never been caught.
An order of hot wings, a black rum, and Maggie to go, please...
Anatomy is something everyone has, but looks better on a woman.
And are you sexually active ? No, I just lay there..
And now a word for dog lovers. Kinky.
And remember, if you can't beat it...maybe she will!
And she said, "Give it to me."
And this just in: Fisherman arrested for being a hooker - film at 11.
and you thought you were kinky!
And... she was wearing this sexy freudian slip....
Answer quick! Time drags when you're all tied up!
Ant Phone Sex: 1-900-HOT-ANTS
Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
Anything you say will be held against you, @TO@!
Anything you say will be held against you... @N@!
Appearance, Extremely neat, even combs his p*bic hair.
Are they made from Real Girl Guides ?
Are you after MY pervert award or what?
Are you blonde or drunk?
Are you finger-lickin' good?
Are you going to cum quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you wearing a condom?
Arkansas foreplay: "You awake sis?"
Armed, Dangerous...and suffering from PMS!
Artificial intelligence...a blond who dyes her hair brown.
as always, YOUR humble slut
As Einstein said...(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best!
Astronauts & estranged husbands both have problems with re-entry
At a nude wedding everybody can see why the bride doesn't wear white.
At last! I finally found the perfect man!
At least Democratic presidents remember HOW to have sex . . .
At the sound of the BEEP, please leave your bust size and hair color.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to talk to during sex
Atheist Problem: No one to talk to during sex.
Atheist's dilemma: No one to talk to during sex.
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Auto-fellatio is it's own reward.
Autoerotic - making love in an automobile
Automated: A couple making love in a car.
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv.
Bach did it with his organ.
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Bad day: Takes longer to get over sex than to have it.
Bad day: Your lover calls the name of their ex during sex.
Bad Girl! Come sit on my face, I'm giving you a tongue-lashing!
Bakers do it after they grease it.
Bakers do it but you have to give them flours first.
Bakers knead it daily. (And so do I)
Bald spot? It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Baldness = Solar panel for sex machine.
Balls said the Queen,If I had them I'd be King
Baptists don't like to discuss their sex lies.
Barbie sat on Pinnocio's nose saying "lie, lie oh lie some more?"
BBS Lingo: GLB stands for Gays Lesbians and Bisexuals.
BBS Lingo: MOTSS Internet newsgroup refers to Members Of The Same Sex.
BBSing's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Be bisexual & double your chances for a date
Be creative - invent a perversion
Be good and you'll be lonely.
Be like Pooh...eat your hunny.
Be safe. Use a condom.
Beat me first ... ask questions later ... ;*)
Beautiful girls don't bother me...I wish they WOULD!
Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder....
Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey!
Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who get's tied up.
Beer belly? It's a fuel tank for a sex machine!
Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex chang
Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Beer, Wine, and Womem Is't it Great!
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man.
Behind every SATISFIED woman...there's an EXHAUSTED man!
Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.
Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman.
Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-workers.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Bend over & touch your toes & I'll show you where the wild goose goes!
Besides, he's kinda sexy... --Persephone on Hades
Bestiality: a perverted sex act between a human and a Republican.
Bestiality: And they call it puppy love.
Betty Crocker is Moist and Easy? Should this be on TV?
Beware of fat women in Achy Breaky Heart t-shirts.
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
Beware! I'm armed and suffering from PMS!
Bi-Sexuality increases your chances for a date on Saturda
Bi-Sexuality increases your chances for a date on Saturday Night.
Bi-Sexuality: Double your pleasure, double the fun!
Bicycle: A bi-sexual female's menstrual cycle.
Big breasted women are nature's way of saying, Keep it up!
Big Sister is watching!
Bigamy: One wife too many, Monogamy: same idea...
Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
Bigomy : one wife too many. Monogamy : same idea.
Bill Clinton after sex: I'll be home in an hour, Hillary.
Bill Clinton says after sex, "I'll be home in an hour, Hillary."
Bill Clinton sucks... Hey maybe that is why the homosexuals like him.
Bill Clinton, I tried homosexuality once, but I didn't swallow.
Bill Gates honeymoon summed up in one word - "MicroSoft"
Bimboy: A male homosexual bimbo.
BINARY--Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Bisexual vampire needs tongue lashing...apply here.
Bisexual welshmen DO IT with cows *and* sheep.
Bisexual... Someone who a likes a girl just as much as the next guy.
Bisexual: Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy
Bisexuality doubles the chances of getting a date!
Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday n
Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night ...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date.
bison, (b'zon), (n.) - Sexually confused male child.
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on!
Blonde usually hear this after sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
Blonde Wisdom: 1+2=3, therefore 4+5=6.
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
Blondes have more fun because I only date blondes.
Blondes wear hoop earrings so they have a place to put their feet.
Blondes wear panties to keep their ancles warm.
Blood is thicker than water and better on a Ritz.
Bones! This! Feels! Wonderful! It's head, Jim.
Bored? Lick something. Canine proverb #17
Borgasm, n. The ecstacy of being assimilated
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solut
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys...for much longer than is generally necessary.
Brace yerself, Sheila. - Australian foreplay
Breakfast tomorrow? Shall I call you or nudge you?
Breast fed: A female FBI agent.
Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69.
Bridgette, Queen of the Whip
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Broke all the commandments, still bored
Buckle up baby, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Buggery is boring. Incest is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring.
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
But she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head.
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
But when the cannibal woman said, "I want you inside me," I ran!
But you're so *cute* when you blush!
Call 976-911 for an emergency sex talk!
Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road.
Can God make a rock so big She can't lift it?
Can you remember when air was clean and sex was dirty?
Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the husband in the back yard.
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the back yard - A.Bundy ___
Can't give up sex? Get married and taper off.
Can't I love both her mind -AND- her Hooters ???
Candy is Dandy but Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth!
Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage.
Care to dance with an intense whip-toting stranger in leather & heels?
Casual Sex: When a body meets a body o're a pint of rye...
Catwoman's pregnant? Holy rubbers Batman...
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn at all times.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn a
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn!
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Chains chains, shackles and chains...
Chains required. Whips optional.
Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked a question.
Chastity - The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
Chastity is curable - if detected early.
Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberratio
Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations.
Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Chastity: The most unnatural sexual perversion
Chestnuts - a painful and embarrassing condition
Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest.
Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.
Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Chocolate - Tastes good and improves your sex life.
Chocolate and sex: they are not mutually exclusive.
Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too.
Chocolate: As Einstein said...(C=S) Chocolate = Sex?
Choosey perverts choose GIF
Choosy perverts choose .GIF.
Christ loves and forgives. Why can't Christians?
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Clothes aren't sexy, women are.
Coitus Interruptus is _not_ a propagation delay..
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Coming too soon's okay if you can do it 15 times
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. Soren
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. Soren
Company Policy : Either you work hard, or look good in tight jeans.
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.
Computer, run Holodeck program: Debbie Does Enterprise.
COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
Computers are like sex, it's all based on I/O
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoms are gene pool lifeguards
Confucius Say: "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
Confucius say: "Man who go to sleep thinking about sex pr
Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand.
Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Construction workers have bigger erections!
Copulation: Sex between two consenting police officers
Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Crew member is called by 1st name during sexual tension - 2 drinks!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, D.C
Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!
Crow: Oh, neat, he invented the quiver! TOM: So did *she*! Woooo!
Crude, immoral, vulgar, senseless - but oh, what fun!
Cry baby cry...as I'm walking out the door.
Cucumbers never go through mid-life crisis...
Cunnilingus on silk sheets...the lap, lap, lap of luxury
Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
Cute and definitely huggable...YES, you!
Cuz when the night falls, you make me forget.
D&Ders pay for handbooks with Sex, Next on Hard Copy!
Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate!
Dahmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate!
Damned in the crib and just got bigger
Dancers do it on the floor.
Dancers do it to music.
Dancers do it with rhythm.
Dancing with wolves ... sleeping with beavers.
Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
DATA bytes. (or maybe he just nibbles...)
Date homeless women....you can just drop them off!
Dawn crept silently across the yard...searching for her car keys.
Dax: No Julian, you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down.
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
De Saade Tagline: Place on hairy parts [__:::__] and YANK
Decadence is its own reward.
Definition : pr-dict. adj. not a virgin.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Definition of Trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Depression: a blonde with F in SEX on her driver's license.
Details, dammit! I want filthy, disgusting details!
Did someone say panties?!?
Did someone say sex?
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You have to hand it to her.
Did you look at the docs? No, but I fondled the nurses!
Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
Difference between a dog and a fox: About 5 drinks!
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Dirty old modules love to get overlaid!
DM: It doesn't want to have sex.
Do evangelists do more than lay people?
Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
Do I need to be awake for this one?
Do I smoke after sex? Don't know, I never looked.
Do it once, do it right, and _m_a_y_b_e she'll let you do it again.
Do it only with the best.
Do it whenever, regularity is for bowels
Do livestock make better lovers?
Do married women make the best wives?
Do multiorgasmic women have plethoragasms?
Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs????
Do sorority girls need beta testers? Leave E-Mail.
Do televangelists do more than laypeople?
Do what comes naturally now, @FN@. Go get the whipped cream!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
Do you get hearing aids from phone sex?
Do you have nude pictures of your wife? Do you want to buy some?
Do you know the secret heterosexual handshake?
Do you know what a virgin dreams of? I thought not!
Do you wanna come back to my place?
Do you want me for my brain or my baud?!
Do you work hard at being a dork or were you born one?
Doc! all I ever think of is sex. RX buy a computer
Does a prostitute have whoregasms?
Does your mom know you're reading this filth?
Dogs come when called. *I* need more DIRECT stimulation!
Doing things the hard way ... making love while standing in a hammock.
Don't ask me! I've got 2 balls but neither of them are crystal!
Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-)
Don't be sexist - chicks hate that.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that
Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
Don't be sexist...Broads hate it!
Don't drink the water - fish have sex in it!
Don't drink the water. The fish have sex in it!
Don't get caught with your pants down when the lights come on.
Don't get your floppy caught in your ZIPper!
Don't give me that "kinkier-than-thou" look!
Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!
Don't knock masterbation - it's sex with someone you love.
Don't knock masturbation; It's sex with someone you love.
Don't like my remarks? Note mistletoe on my shirt-tail.
Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it! <- Most blondes
Don't say during sex: But whipped cream makes me break out.
Don't say during sex: Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
Don't say during sex: Now I know why he/she dumped you...
Don't say during sex: Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't want sex? Point and laugh, it'll go away...
Don't waste water. Pee on a friend.
Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
DOWN AND OUT: A very ugly gay guy...he has to go out with girls.
Drag & Drop: How a caveman took a wife.
Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object! *
Dragon belly: Fuel tank for a POWERFUL sex machine...
Drink 'till she's cute
Drink it like a man!
Drink til she gets cute, stop before you get married...
Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down
Drugs, crime, sex, money...Congress is great, ain't it?
Drugs, Sex, Violence: God! How I love Washington Week in Review.
Dual Quads: A woman who wears 44-DD bra!
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.
ember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Enough technical stuff! Let's talk about sex!
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
Error reading sex drive, (A)bort (R)etry (L)ick it
Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo.
Essex County: The Banana Belt of the Sun Parlour.
Eunuch: One who is cut off from temptation.
Eve - Do you love me, Adam? | Adam - Who else?
Even bad sex is better than no sex.
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.
Every time you walk by a girl, she sighs with relief.
Every woman should marry - and no man.
Every women needs 3 men: 1 for sex, 1 for money, and 1 for fun.
Everybody lies about sex
Everybody lies about sex. L. Long
Everybody loves some bawdy sometime...
Exercise before kinky sex - you should be fit to be tied.
Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied.
Exhibitionists love Windows.
Exotic, erotic and just a little psychotic!
Explosion at sperm bank! Nurses overcome.
Eyeing little girls with bad intent - Jethro Tull
Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents
Fahrvegnookie - (n) sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: German word for sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: (v) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnukie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen
Fat chicks always come back for seconds
FAT GIRLS : More bounce per ounce, more fun per ton !
Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'.
Female body: a toxic waste dump put close to a fun park!
Female professionals do tend to overcompensate.
Female sex change operation: An Adadicktome.
Females haf PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headaches.
Feminism: Proof that women can be more misogynistic than men.
Feminism: The radical idea that men are scum.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
File ORG.ASM not found . . . Girlfriend NOT happy . . .
Fishing in the tub & Sex for one,You never catch anything
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
FLATTOP - A girl who hasn't begun to mature yet.
Flintstone's Chewables aren't new! Fred ate Wilma in the StoneAge!
Flirting with the moderator is ALWAYS on-topic!
Focus on the Couple, on the Issue, for _both_ sexes.
Follow your heart and let your head take care of itself.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to post.
For a good time call Barbara at 221-1571!
For a guy, he's remarkably perceptive.
For a guy, you're remarkably perceptive.
For BOTH sexes, abuse derives from powerlessness, not power
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For New Year's, I'm giving up sex & lying.
For Sale. Three canaries of undetermined sex.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
FOREPLAY: group sex with 4 people???? :)
Four stages of sex:Get it up, get it in, get it on, get it out.
Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
Free Sex! It's all I can afford!
Freefall sex, "Quickie"....before hitting the road!...
Freefall Sex: "Lover's Leap" takes on new meaning!
Freefall Sex: a whole new meaning to dropping your partner
Freefall Sex: Acrophobic's nightmare, nympho's Dream!
Freefall Sex: Adds new meaning to "sex under the stars"
Freefall Sex: Ah, the couple that Flies together, dies together!
Freefall Sex: And you thought AIDS was Dangerous!
Freefall Sex: Auto chute deployment; newest form of coitus interuptus!
Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
Freefall Sex: Bungee jumping is just foreplay!
Freefall Sex: Caution! Activity *May* be More Hazardous Than Smoking!
Freefall Sex: First imagined by Hindenberg as his wife fell overboard!
Freefall Sex: Flights of Fancy gone one better! Imaginative Enjoyment!
Freefall Sex: For the Last Kick, try it without a parachute!
Freefall Sex: For those who aren't up to Bungee Sex!
Freefall Sex: Gives new meaning to the term: Freedom of Expression!
Freefall Sex: Helluvalot better'n eatin' pizza alone on a Sat night!
Freefall Sex: Honey, shouldn't we BOTH have parachutes!???!
Freefall Sex: Honey,why didn't you have to sign the same waivers as I?
Freefall Sex: I bet your mother never warned you about This!
Freefall Sex: I was always told not to leap into relationships.
Freefall Sex: If at first you don't succeed then it's not for you!
Freefall Sex: Is there a "Satisfaction Guarantee"? Who're you kidding!
Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love - Rev. Jim
Freefall Sex: It wasn't a leap of Faith but a leap of Love - Rev. Pat
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it?
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? (Of course not!!???)
Freefall Sex: It's not the same as doin' it in the back of a '57 Chevy!
Freefall Sex: It's why Skylab was so popular with the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Leapin' Lovers, Batman! What'll they think of Next?!
Freefall Sex: Leapin' Lovers, Batman; Batgirl taught me a new trick!
Freefall Sex: Lounge Lizards Leaping 4 Love or Lust? Next on Oprah!
Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced @TODAY@, @TIME@.
Freefall Sex: Next best thing to being in Orbit!
Freefall Sex: No where to be found in the Kama Sutra <banned!>
Freefall Sex: No! Don't pull the cord, yet! I'm just about to...oohhh!
Freefall Sex: Not recommended for Nymphomaniacs!
Freefall Sex: Now accepting applicants for Night Excursions.
Freefall Sex: Now we know why SkyLab was so popular for the Astronauts!
Freefall Sex: Off we go into the wild blue yonder...Oooh! Ahh! SPLAT!!!
Freefall Sex: Oprah reveals her distressing addiction: Next on 20/20!
Freefall Sex: Really makes you "aware" of the "experience"
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @FN@
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @RN@!
Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person.Ready, willing, able!
Freefall Sex: The collected memoirs of Skylab Astronauts,On Sale Now!
Freefall Sex: The Holodeck has "Other" uses, Geordi! Try a "REAL" Girl!
Freefall Sex: The Longer the Fall, the Deeper the Penetration!
Freefall Sex: The Mile High Club gone one better!!
Freefall Sex: The time for foreplay was Before we jumped! Hurry Up!!!!
Freefall Sex: The TRUE Reason for "Women in Space"!
Freefall Sex: The Wright Brothers don't know what they're missin'!
Freefall Sex: These youngsters these days Leap into Everything!
Freefall Sex: They never mentioned THIS in Sex Education Class! Oh,Yes!
Freefall Sex: To Leap or not to Leap! That is the Question!
Freefall Sex: To Test "action vs reaction" at a Personal Level.
Freefall Sex: Wanna make a Real Impression? Do it without a Parachute!
Freefall Sex: Wanted:Imaginative,Openminded,Outdoorsy types.Apply Now!
Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, @FN@, it's a doozy!
Fruitful and can multiply.
Funny, these cookies don't taste anything like Girl Scout
Fuzzy Sex? That sounds interesting... nice and warm...
Geco walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
Geco's distraught, he found out his girfriend & boyfriend are bisexual
Geco's girlfriend is so young, she has a Fisher-Price Vibrator
General Condom Failure: (A)bort (R)etry (D)on't have sex
Geordi: "I'm too sexy for my beard."
Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.
Get your ass back into bed! It'll wait, and -I- won't!"
Get your mind out of the gutter, it's crowding mine...
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Gillette Ladies Shavers: I liked the legs so much, I bought the company!
Girl Scouts: It's not just cookies any more!
Girl's suck, until you ask them to.
Give Sadists a fair crack of the whip.
Go into an adult theater with a squirt gun full of warm hand lotion.
God created silk so women could feel naked when fully clothed.
God created woman because He couldn't teach sheep to type...
God is alive, and She has PMS!
God made man first, but made Woman after he did some improvements..
God, in creating woman, overestimated his ability
golden showers
Good girl: "Good morning, God!" Bad girl: "Good God! Morning!"
Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!!
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do.
Got a new car for my wife...best trade I ever made!!!
Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...
Gotta find cuter dates...I hate chewing my arm off in the morning.
Grabbing the doorknob to a public restroom and finding it wet and slimy.
Graduate (with honors) of the Institute for the Sexually Gifted
GRAPHICS: Pictures that aren't pornographic; rare on some systems.
Grin when you bare it ... it's the only way.
Gross - Kissing your grandmother and having her slip you the tongue.
Gross - Used toilet paper on the clothesline.
Group sex is only fun if you're in the middle
Hackers DO IT in SEXTRAN.
Had to quit cunnilingus and B&D together--always getting tongue-tied
HALLOWEEN TAGLINE: Gimme all your goodies!
Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ...
Have a date with your vacuum cleaner. Hoover sucks!!!
Have you ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts?
He has no self-control. His wife has it.
He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
He's my kind of man - bribable!
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
Headline: "Explosion At Sperm Bank, Nurses Overcome"
Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREAT
Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREATHYLIZER TEST!
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
Hear about the homosexual who was so ugly he had to pick up on women?
Hefty Condoms....for when you pick up real trash!!
Heimlich maneuver-a sexual technique involving the tongue...
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Help me look, please? I've lost my damn innocence again!
Her clothes were so tight, the guys could hardly breathe!
Heterosexuals only do not a Family make.
Hey Maggie, aren't you usually handcuffed to a bed by now?
Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?
Hey, Skoie. That's some outfit. Makes you look homosexual. (McBain)
Hieraco..."That man is the Michelangelo of deviant behavior."
His girlfriend is so young, she has a Fisher-Price vibrator.
Hitler, Hussein, Geco, if only their father's had worn condoms.
Hmm.. nice floppies.
Hole drilled in ladies' room wall; police looking into it..
Hollowpoints - the ultimate in feminine protection.
Homer Sexual? C'mon, one of you guys must be Homer Sexual!
Homophobia is generally a cover for repressed homosexual tendencies.
Homosexual Dependency is not born... it is created !
Homosexual Fascist Lobby, Rampant Paranoia Division.
Homosexual Safecracker: Person who blows safes.
Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who
Homosexual.. someone who does them one at a time.
Homosexual? Atheist? Hate guns? The Democrats want YOU!
Homosexuality is *not* a sickness. Bigotry is.
Homosexuality isn't taught, hate and prejudice are.
Honey, get out the whips and chains... company!
Honk if you LOVE obscene gestures.
Hooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! That feels GO-O-O-OOD!
Hope is a shooting a homosexual with his boyfriend.
HORN.CAR not responding. Using FINGER.WAV instead.
How can you tell a happy sperm ? Egg on its face !
How could Brigham Young be against sex?
How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin!!
How do you determine the sex of a computer?
How do you tell a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door.
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center?
How many sex-restricted jobs require a penis or a vagina?
How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take?
How much must we practice sex before it is safe?
How to dump a blonde after sex: open the car door.
How to keep a sex maniac in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow. :)
How to make your wife angry during sex: call her up.
How you look depends on who's looking.
Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace.
I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me.
I am as pure as the driven slush.
I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy.
I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
I am slowly licking your body all over...
I am the sex that you provide - NIN
I am too sexy for the Borg... - J.L. Picard
I am Trojan of Borg. Assimilation is safe sex.
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't define smut... but I like it when I see it.
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's me you want.
I could get this kind of abuse at home
I could never be a nudist. I always spill hot coffee in my lap.
I dated a contortionist, but she broke it off.
I dated Betty Crocker. She was Moist and Easy!
I Don't Make Love. I Fuck. We Can Make Love Later.
I don't advocate sex & insanity... but they work for me.
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach
I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.
I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. þ Picard
I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
I get warm all over when you get close to me.
I got a bottle of Scotch for my husband. Wow, great trade!
I got a bottle of Scotch for my wife. What a great trade huh?
I got a sweater for Christmas.I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$ NO CARRIER
I had fun once, but it wasn't at all like this
I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
I have a dirty mind because I ran out of soap!
I have bursts of being a lady; it doesn't last.
I have something BETTER than chocolate. þ Riker
I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leade
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
I hear John Bobbit always leaves SMALL tips.....
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for.
I hope you're Republican rich with a Democrat's sex life
I just love a good GIF !
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
I just want your extra time, and your....KISS!
I knew you in a past life! You were a dipshit then too.
I know exactly what a sextet is... but I'd rather not say.
I know it may not be love but lust can make a relationship work.
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.
I learned more about sex from the library than from my mom...
I like men with big, ummmm hearts...that's it, HEARTS!!!
I like my women to be... Well... WOMEN!
I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate.
I LIKE sex on TV, and the floor, the kitchen table, the..
I like Triple A SEX, (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere!!!)
I like women just like computer code : fast, tight & easy.
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I Love Animals ... They're Delicious!
I love children! They taste just like chicken!
I love kitty's.. May I stroke your pussy???
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
I love sex on tv...I have a 52 inch RCA!
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate it
I love Standards, there are so many of them!
I love the sound of silence. Say what's on your mind.
I love you, you love me, homosexuality.
I love you, you love me, homosexuality. - That boy on Barney.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality.
I love you............... Dipped in chocolate!
I loved her butt I left her behind.
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? She objects.
I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.
I object to all this sex on television, I keep falling of
I object to all this sex on the television. I keep falling off.
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I once had sex with a pregnant woman - and something grabbed my prick.
I preferred the dirty version.
I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minute
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking/smoking/&sex once.Very boring 15mins.
I quite drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Can I borrow yours?
I should be with you right now.
I sleep like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I suffer from Cranial Rectal Submission; I know I'm an asshole!
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it
I used to be a terrible flirt. I got better, though. :-)
I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
I wanna be sedated
I wanna live to be 100, and get shot by a jealous husband.
I want everything; do you have it??
I want the donut with your pubic hairs around it......\_=0=_/
I want to dominate-to whom should I apply for permission?
I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Kathleen Turner!
I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away!
I was a dirty young man - I haven't changed.
I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie....!
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!
I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear papa.
I wish your mother had better quality control
I wonder how many people are having sex at this moment.
I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?
I would describe Jennie Garth as "SEXY"
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
I'd give up women if they didn't look so damn good naked ...
I'd love to, but I have to rotate my crops.
I'd love to, but I have to sort my belly button lint collection...
I'd love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'd rather have a dirty mind than be brainwashed.
I'll agree with you for as long as I can see your tits
I'll be right there and then we'll get into a cuddle.
I'll dangle my participle anywhere I want to!
I'll do anything for chocolate!
I'll never understand the opposite sex...I'm having fun trying!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours...I mean your tagline!
I'm #15 - may I inspect your pants?
I'm a Girl Scout - I scout Girls all the time.
I'm a graduate of The Institute for the Sexually Weird.
I'm a licenced cleavage inspector
I'm a Prisoner of Love, but I'm out on parole.
I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me.
I'm a sex slave....slave to sex that is <G>
I'm a WASP--White American Sexy Pagan
I'm a winner; I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?
I'm about the perfect man, do you know a perfect woman?
I'm an apathetic agnostic; don't know, don't care
I'm an Aquarius...that should explain it all
I'm Attracted to Unrepentant Homosexuals.
I'm bilingual. I speak English but make love in French ...
I'm bisexual - when I want sex, I have to buy it.
I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed to kill you with sex.
I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.
I'm Broad-Minded; I can hardly think of anything else!
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm descended from a line my mother listened to.
I'm drunk, and right now I'm SO in love with you
I'm forever blowing bubbles... - Who's Bubbles ?
I'm going to donate my body to @N@...(forget science)
I'm going to donate my body to Maggie..(forget science)
I'm having an erotic fantasy about @FN@!
I'm just a lonely boy, lonely & blue.You stole my TAG & now I love you
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
I'm lip-smackin' good!
I'm lip-smakin' good!
I'm looking for a computer with a Sex Drive
I'm not a sexist, but I'm pretty good.
I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine
I'm not dating again until God creates a better species!
I'm not on the left or the right, I'm above
I'm sexy baby, so why don't you love me?
I'm the little number with the nightie and the whip?
I'm the one your mother warned you about!
I'm tied to the bed! So what do I do now?
I'm to sexy for the Borg... - J. L. Picard
I'm to sexy for this BBS, to sexy for this...NO CARRIER
I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
I'm too sexy for my head. Worf
I'm too sexy for my motherboard.
I'm too sexy for my Taglines!
I'm too sexy for myself.
I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg... -Jean-Luc Picard
I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this class.
I'm too sexy for this party.
I'm too sexy for this Tagline.
I'm touching the feminine side of myself; it feels pretty good.
I'm try-sexual. I'll try anything once.
I'm working on anti-viral condoms for diskettes.
I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I've always looked up to girls in mini-skirts..
I've got this funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore.
I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.
I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
I've never met a 16-year old cute oriental girl I didn't like.
If a Ram is a Ram & an Ass is an Ass, why is a Ram in the Ass a Goose?
If all the world's a stage, where are the gratuitous sex scenes?
If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
If bullshit were music, you'd be a brass band.
If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.
If girls are all sugar and spice, why do they taste like anchovies?
If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any.
If God had been in favor of homosexuality, He never would
If God had wanted us to be permissive, we'd have Ten Suggestions.
If guys think only about *sex*, why are they on their `puters so much??
If homosexuality is a disease, can I call in queer?
If homosexuality is disease, can I call in queer?
If I could, I'd rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one.
If I have offended anyone, then the day was not wasted!
If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper!
If it didn't stink, they wouldn't call it shit.
If it has tires or testicles, it's going to be trouble.
If it has tits or tires you're gonna have trouble with it!
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
If Love is blind, then why is Lingerie so popular?
If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?
If love is the answer....Can you repeat the question?
If marriage was outlawed...only outlaws would have inlaws.
If money breeds money, all mine must be the same sex.
If nobody is sore or wet, it wasn't sex!
If only men came with pull down menus and online help..
If only women came with pull down menus and online help.
If only women came with pull-down menus and help.
If sex is a pain in the ass then you need more lubrication.
If sex is a pain in the ass, use more lubricant.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're not using enough KY!
If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong.
If sex were fast food, there would be an arch over my head.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
If she screams, lick it again
If sheep could cook, women would be irrelevant.
If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be my computer?
If the government were in charge of sex, we'd be extinct.
If U smoke after sex, U're doing it too fast
If we eff the ineffable, what do we do with the inscrutable?
If yer parents didn't have sex, you won't either
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning!
If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember Rasta !!
If you can't give up sex, get married and taper off.
If you don't have anything nice to say, sit by me.
If you don't like homosexuals, don't sleep with them.
If you don't smoke after sex, you're not doing it right!
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.
If you don't think women are explosive, just drop one...
If you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come up sucking your thumb.
If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!
If you have a problem with homosexuals, don't have sex with any.
If you like sex and travel, go take a fuckin' hike
If you like sex and travel, take a ***CENSORED***
If you look bad naked, wait till you see yourself in long underwear.
If you love someone, cover her in whipped cream.
If you love someone, lick her till she screams.
If you really love'er, wear a cover.
If you smoke after sex @FN@, use a lubricant next time!
If you smoke after sex, then you're doing it too fast.
If you smoke after sex, try a lubricant next time.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too darn fast.
If you think sex isn't nasty then you're doing it wrong!
If you touch me there, I'll give you a cookie...
If you want to waste your hormones growing hair, that's your business!
If you were a butterfly, would you have Cher tattooed on YOUR butt?
If you'd rather MKDIR than love, it's time to quit.
If you're looking for trouble, I brought enough for everybody
If your Sex Drive crashes, I can help you re-boot!
Ignorance *is* bliss, but it will never replace sex.
In bookstores now: "In Search of Lost Virginity", by Hymen Retread.
In order to keep the title, a lover must keep loving.
In private, women are much more perverted than men.
In Wales, a bisexual is someone who likes cattle AND sheep.
Incest gets you involved with relatives.
INDECENT PROPOSAL???? Only if it's not accepted!!!
Interested in the other sex? Try attacking Socrates!
Interlink National Oral Sex Conference Host
Introducing Tempura Shelters...For Lightly Battered Women
Investment strategy? How 'bout negotiable blondes?
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?.
Is a feminist sexist a liberal? Ask Rush.
Is a group of homosexuals called a gay pride?
Is a party thrown by homosexuals called a gay bash?
Is Arnotts Family Assorted like Incest?
Is it discrimination if no one will sexually harass you?
Is it lawful to have sex with a corpse if you're married to it?
Is it OK for a gynecologist to look up old girlfriends?
Is it okay to use puns on the first date?
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right!
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
Is this the ANIMAL_SEX Echo?
Isn't it amazing how well women and men fit together?
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it funny that most homophobes are also sexist?
Isn't it interesting that most homophobes are also sexist?
It ain't over til the fat lady sits on your face.
It always helps to use the right tool for the job.
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
It would seem that we have lost our sex appeal, Captain. - Tuvok
It's a girl thing.....you wouldn't understand!
It's all in the wrist action.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up!
It's better to copulate than never.
It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine.
It's not at all safe, but it's fun
It's Not PMS. I'm Always Bitchy!
It's not pretty being easy.
It's not who you sleep with, it's who keeps you up!
It's OK to date a nun. Just don't get in the habit.
Its been so long since I had SEX, I can't remember who gets tied up !
Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
Its not a BALD SPOT, Its a SOLAR PANEL for a SEX MACHINE !
Its not the size of ship, but its the \c4motion in the ocean!
Its not the women in my life that count...its the life in my women.
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill....To Have Sex....
Jamie Farr: Vulcan sex with an out-of-work actor.
Jeff Dahmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.
JELLO WRESTLING...the best food fight there is!
Jesus loves you... but then again, so does your dog.
Jet engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Sound familiar?
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
John loves Mary; too bad he's married to Sue.
JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs
Just lie back and enjoy it.
Just remember, chocolate is a Klingon aphrodesiac!
Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant.
KEPT WOMAN : A woman who wears mink all day and fox all night.
Kinky is a feather, perverted is the whole chicken
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the chicken.
Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken
Kissed by the muse and then kicked in the ass...
Knock firm but softly. I like soft, firm knockers.
Kotex is not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
La vie est une maladie mortelle transmise sexuellement.
Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
Ladies Golf Lessons - By Rasta Palmer, Bedroom Golf Champ
Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigaret
Last night, our sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Lawyers & hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Le'see..I wanna MODEM,'nd a RAM DISK,'nd KATHLEEN TURNER!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find my own way.
Learn to love me - 'cause I AIN'T leavin' !!!
Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights *ARE* Family Values!
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing...
Let the perversions begin!
Let us drop our pants and pray to the sex god.....
Let's Play Carnival - You sit on my face, I'll guess your weight.
Liberty, Fraternity, and Sexuality!
Lick, lick, lick.....Still going....Nothing stops a bunny!
Lick, lick, lick.....Stilll going....Nothing stops a bunny
Life ... a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is a sexual transmitted disease that is always fatal
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease ... no cure!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is both Sexually Transmitted, and Terminal!
Life is more than sexual combustibility!
Life is sexually transmitted and invariably terminal
Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.
Life sucks, but it won't swallow
Life sucks...if she cooked, too, I'd marry her.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
Lifetime heterosexual monogamy IS an alternative lifestyle.
Lingerie is to women what giftwrap is to Christmas presents!
Longing for 15 minutes alone with Jadzia Dax
Looking for LOVE, But settle for SEX !
Lord give me chastity--she's cute.
Lorena Bobbitt virus: Turns your 5.25" hard disk into a 3.5" floppy.
Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.
Love & Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love -- a grave mental disease.
Love and Trust: Oral sex between cannibals.
Love comes calling in the middle of the night.
Love comes in spurts.
Love is a hole in the heart.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of phy
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry; Sex is physics.
Love is always good medicine.
Love is an emotion experienced by many & enjoyed by few.
Love is blind but lust is deaf
Love is blind, especially love at first sight
Love is blind. Lust has 20/20 vision.
Love is Grand. Divorce is Fifty Grand!
Love is man's illusion, that one woman differs from another...
Love is natures' way of saying you're too happy.
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds...
Love is of chemistry, sex is of physics.
Love is yesterday's illusion, today's allusion, and tomorrow's delusion.
Love letter are the campaign promises of the heart.
Love me....love my huskies!
Love means nothing to a tennis player.
Love thy neighbor -- but only when her spouse is out of town.
Love thy neighbor. You never know when your TV will be out of order.
Love thy neighbour, but keep the hedge intact.
Love your fellow man in every way the law allows.
Love, one size fits all!
Love, the quest; Marriage, the conquest; Divorce, the inquest.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Lovely bags of mostly milk...
Luke and Mara's Amateur Sex Holos, on the next "A Current Affair"!
Lulu wouldn't hurt a fly unless it's open.
Macho woman: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start.
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Make believe I'm a postage stamp...
Make believe I'm an ice cream cone...
Make both love and war: Get married
Make love not war. Get married, do both.
Make love, not war; but be prepared for both.
Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it.
Make your wife angry during sex: Call her up.
Male bashing is not feminism. Male bashing is sexism.
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
Man is the only animal that blushes.....or needs to !!
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece on earth.
Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low down.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Man with athletic fingers make broad jump.
Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
Marriage has many pains ... but celibacy has no pleasures.
Marriage is a mistake every man should make -George Jessel
Marriage is the rest period between romances.
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Mary had a little lamb...Hey Mary leave those sheep alone!
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
MASTERBATION : The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
masterpiece (n.) - the best sex you ever had.
Masturbation: Knowing you love the one you have sex with.
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
Mating Call Of The Mail Duck: QWK! QWK! QWK!
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
Me and the husband have sex doggie style: I roll over; He plays
Me and the wife have sex doggy style; I roll over, she plays dead.
Me lucky? I had a wet dream and woke up with VD.
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are Poofters..
Megasaurass:<me'-ga-soor-ass> (n)- a homosexual dinosaur.
Men are scum and should be treated merely as sex objects
Men are the reason that women hate one another.
Men come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God!
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love
Men growing up are rewarded socially for eating a lot.
Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical.
Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude.
Men! Go figure!
MEN! 'nuff said!
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Menopause: God saying I'm not putting up with your PMS either!
Mensans are not pathetic, sexless food tubes!
Michael is one strange ?sexual.
Midwife.................. Second wife in three marriages.
Might you have a large pair of handcuffs on you? - Opus
MilliHelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Miniskirt types : Mini, Micro, Don't bend over, NICE VIEW !
Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy
Misery loves company, but she'll rarely foot the bill.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress...
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an A in sex class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
Mixed Emotions: Your teenager gets an A in Sex Education.
Models who don't need girdles model girdles.
Modem sex begins with a handshake!
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Modeming's more fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
modemming's more fun than sex.Well,at least less messy!
Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know. Ask your dad.
Mommy why is Daddy running so fast? Shut up and reload
Money can't by you love, but it sure makes shopping fun!
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous.
More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
More means worse. - That include sex??
Most gays have heterosexual parents.
Mount your horses, men! -We're not that lonely, sir!
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Worf! The Teleporters are *NOT* for Scopin' Babes .
MS-DOS = Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
Murphy's Law of Sex: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Must you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?
My body belongs to me... but sometimes I share.
My car alarm yells "FREE BEER! FREE SEX! FREE DRUGS!"
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
My computer's getting jealous.... of the time I spend with my wife.
My girlfriend gives good headache...
My heart belongs to @N@, but the rest of me goes out with other girls.
MY homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay?
My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused
My mind goofs off in mysterious ways...
My mind isn't always in the gutter--sometimes it comes out to feed.
My other vehicle is a Dodonna/Blissex RZ-1.
My sex drive had a head crash.
My sexual harrassment policy - Once a week or I'll start complaining!
My sexual orientation? Horizontally, mainly.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife said she was going to the gym, or was that to Jim?
My Wife wanted a golden shower. I could only afford antique brass.
Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything...
Nerds having sex: Oooh! Interface me!
Never accept chocolates from a proctologist.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp...
Never argue with a woman when she's tired ... or rested.
Never fall in love with someone you can't afford to lose.
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until yo
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
Never play leapfrog with a homosexual.
Never put off till tomorrow what your slave can do today.
Never stop by a working woman's house...unannounced.
Never work higher magic in clothes you can't run in
New England weather is like sex: Ya never know what you're gonna get!
New Gay Sitcom. "Leave it, it's Beaver."
New Opcode #06: SEX - Spawn EXec (create child process)
NEWS FLASH - Man Loves Woman! Woman Loves Man!
Newspaper Ad - For Sale - Three canaries of undetermined sex.
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Next week, Geco, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!
Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring
Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring your sister!
Nine out of ten men who try Camels prefer women.
Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.
No gags, no sex, no dynamite! Whatta rotten echo!
No glove, no love.
No man ever shot a woman while her mouth was shut.
No military, lots of sex, some pot...hey!, Clinton's a hi
No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zer
No one in love is free - or wants to be.
No one knows I'm bi-sexual.
No sex life? There's always computers...
No sex with anyone in the same office.
No such thing as PMS. It's just tight shoes.
No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes.
NO! NO! Don't DO IT! <---Huh? Even if it's SAFE sex?
No! Nothing like that! I'm just disabling your "virgin" feature.
No, NO! RAPE the women and steal the SHEEP!
No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
No, No, Nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL!
No, that would be a vegisexual. I'm not that either. :) -DigiShake
No-Name Rubbers... For anonymous sex.
no...No...NO Geco....I said *pluck* the Turkey!!!!.
Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks.
Not all women are fools, some are single!
Not da mama! -- AGAIN! -- We're
Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.
Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for kinky sex.
Not tonight dear, I have a modem.
Nothing can vex like the opposite sex !
Nothing is impossible in the minds of lovers.
Nothing is kinky for an Aquarius
Nothing says I love you better than six hours of nonstop sex.
Nothing warms the heart like a lover warming the bed.
Now that we have had sex I just put on this condom and yo
Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue.
Nurse, what do you want me to do with this rectal thermometer?
OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP
Obscenity is the crutch of the inarticulate m*****f*****.
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection
Obscenity: anything that gives a judge an erection.
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date!
Of course I have a dirty mind...I ran out of soap!.
Of course I love you, go to sleep.
Of course I'm perfect, just read my resume
Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
Oh, bother! Said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.
Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!
Oh, save your breath for your inflatable date!
Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? I misunderstood.
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the sexual thrill.
OK! I admit it. I'm just here for the thrill.
Okay, enough romance, where's my bl*wj*b?
On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it.
On Xmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
Once they were women ... now they are land crabs.
One can be very crooked - if one has the desire to do so.
One can never have enough beer and sex!
One good swallow would have solved this problem.
One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't.
Only dangerous sex will do
Only one thing can top good sex: Chocolate sauce.
Only well reared girls should wear slacks.
Ooohh, don't stop - you're making me firm!
Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Oral sex is a matter of taste.
Org.Asm not found, should I fake it? (Y)es (N)o (R)etry
Orgasm not found. Should I fake it?
Out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
Oversexed man seeks another to whom this is not a problem.
Oversexed people are just more prone... RASQWK*
Oversexed people are just more prone......
OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.
Oxymoron: Bad Sex.
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
Pagan Problem #6: which deity's name to call out during sex?
Pain and Pleasure is a matter of reference
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Pain? PAIN?!? You want pain? I'll give you pain!
Panda Farr: Vulcan sex ... uh, never mind.
Pandora: we know all about her box.
Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in glass houses
Pang Farr: Vulcan sex while incredibly hungry.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on
Pant Farr: Exhausting Vulcan sex.
PASCAL is a French sex position involving cheese.
Paula Coughlin or Lorena Bobbitt -- who got what they wanted?
Paw Farr: Vulcan sex in a dog house.
Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Iva
Peewee's favorite book: `Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff
Penis: A fibrous muscle often found in women..
Pentiums & wives: wrong, but keep ya warm nights
People are still having sex.
People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love.
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Pepsi hired Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperson.
Pet Peeve #1 - Hookers with cold hands
Pet Peeve #2 - Hookers that backwash
Philosophy is to life as masturbation is to sex.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
Phone Farr: the Vulcan (900) number for phone sex.
Phone sex is fun, but it leaves button marks on your butt
Phone sex is passe. Phone chocolate is in!
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains ...
Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness
PKunzip complete, now starting PKBLOW!
PKunzip complete, now starting PKLICK!
PLAYBOY..one who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay - I checked
Please keep hands off secretary's reproducing equipment...
Please return stewardess to original upright position...
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex using your thumbs
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex while eating fruit
PMS and yeast infection - ultimate whine and cheese party
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex with a cartoon opossum.
Polygamy is too many wives. Monogamy is too many wives.
PomPom Farr: Vulcan sex with a cheerleader
Pon - Vulcan for Wild . Fahr - Vulcan for Thing .
Ponch Farr: Vulcan Sex with Eric Estrada.
Poncho Farr: Vulcan sex through a hole in a blanket
Pond farr: Vulcan sex in a hot tub.
Ponderosa Farr: Vulcan sex on "Bonanza".
Ponderous Farr: Vulcan sex with a fat person
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex w/ 1/3 moisturizing lotion
Pone Farr: Vulcan sex after eating cornbread
Pong Farr: Vulcan sex while playing table tennis.
Pontiac Farr: Vulcan sex in the back seat of a car
Pontiff Farr: Vulcan sex with a clergyman
Pontoon Farr: Vulcan sex on a boat
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into a dark hole
Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.
Pornography? I don't even own a pornograph!
Posting of recipes in ALT_sex_kinky not permitted -moderator
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting
Practice safe sex... ...wear a wedding ring.
Prawn Farr: Vulcan shrimp sex.
Pregnancy - a woman a swelled up over her work
Premature ejaculator....a troubled shooter
Pretend to spank me - I'm a psuedo- masochist!
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Programming is like sex-one mistake and you support it
Prom Farr: Vulcan sex at a high school dance
Prostitute: Someone who sleeps using the Buddy System.
Protected Sex: Sex after Clinton's healthcare insurance.
Pub Farr: Vulcan sex in an English Tavern
Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
Public Restroom: Corporate Meeting Room for Homosexuals
Pug Farr: Vulcan sex in a boxing ring
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex while telling bad jokes
Punishment for not answering: sex with Lorena Bobbitt
Put a helmet on that soldier...he's going into battle!
Put your clothes back on @FN@ , it's time to go home.
Q-tip: Ferrengi sex toy
Racist, sexist, anti-gay; born-again bigots go away!
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
RASTA SERVICES: Virgins Converted, Orgies Organize, Uprisings Quelled!
Rasta's Lick-A-Chick Moustache Rides - $ 10.00 a crack!
Real men do sex.
Real men don't have floppies...
Real men don't sexually harrass.
Real women do not deflate when you bite them.
Real Women don't get hot flashes...they get POWER SURGES.
Really really safe sex: masturbating wearing a condom.
recipes are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!
Rednecks go to family reunions for good sex.
Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
Remember the Spanish Inquisition? Want to relive it?
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Park?
Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught?
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was de
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly?
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?
Remember when snortin crack had nothing to do with drugs?
Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty?
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act.
Replace your sex drive with a disk drive! Become a SysOp.
rget my own sexuality...
Rick Cooley - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
Right Said Data: I'm too Sexy for my cat.
Right Said Dax: I'm too sexy for my host.
Right Said Tasha: I'm too sexy for my death.
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again.
Room service? I need cherries, whipped cream and a rope.
Rope: (n) device used for babysitting. Or for sex.
Roseanne Arnold: Shannen Doherty before Slimfast
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
Rubber Chickens have no qualms about sex.
Rubber gloves come in very handy.
Rush bashing...And you thought sex was fun!
Rush Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic.
Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexual's dream date!
S&M means never having to say you are sorry ...
Safe Sex used to mean Ask them for their name first.
Safe Sex used to mean Lock the office door first.
Safe Sex used to mean Park the car first.
Safe Sex , the next best thing to being there.
Safe Sex is having a padded headboard on the water bed.
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Safe sex means never having to say You've got WHAT?!?
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in Park .
Safer Sex used to mean Ask them for their name first.
Safer Sex used to mean Lock the office door first.
Safer Sex used to mean Park the car first.
SAFESEX.ZIP is a TROJAN!
Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with
Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.
Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
See Jane. See Spot. See Jane and Spot. OOOOOH..!
Seeing is believing. Touching is convincing.
Semen - a term for sailors.
Seminars for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to stay awake during sex.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it.
Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad
Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex after 80 is like shooting pool with a rope.
Sex and chocolate: better together than separate!
Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!
Sex and food ain't everything, there's booze too!
Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy 1 if you don't survive other
Sex at my age is like shooting pool with a rope.. - Bard
Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex in a cornfield: Porn on the cob?
Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie.
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex instructor, first lesson free.
Sex is *the* monster in the box.
SEX is a misdemeanor, da more I miss, da meaner I get.
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Sex is dirty only if done right!
Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right.
Sex is GREAT!
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, you w
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances
Sex is hereditary: if your parents didn't have it, you wo
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
Sex is like a back account - when you withdraw, you lose interest
Sex is like a credit card, once you withdraw, you better pay interest.
Sex is like a credit card, once you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sex is like a gun. You aim, you shoot, then run. - Aerosmith
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get a
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur..
Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't.
Sex is like chocolate, 'fat' isn't on our minds....
Sex is like credit, some get it - some don't.
Sex is like snow, you always get at least five inches.
Sex is like snow, you always get at least one inch.
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is natural (unless you do it right...)
Sex is natural except when done right.
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right.
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. <--Sounds raunchy!
Sex is nature's way of saying Hi!'.
Sex is no one's business except the three people involved
Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved
Sex is nobody's business but the three involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved!
Sex is nobody's business but the two involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business except the people involved, and their agent.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is th
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is only dirty if it's done right
Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.
Sex isn't everything. But its right up there with oxygen!
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sex on the side? It's been so long - when did they move it?
Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.
Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off!
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off.
Sex or chocolate: which is better?
Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension.
Sex should be friendly.
Sex Slaves don't want to be
Sex was so good, San Francisco lit up...(Michael Jackson)
Sex will outlive us all. Samuel Goldwyn
Sex with Love: Feeds a hungry mind & satisfies the soul.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. - Heinlein
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! Man, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Sounds like parliament...
Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime...Don't ya just love Congress
Sex, Drugs, and Crime ... God, I love Congress.
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll ... but mostly sex..
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, God I love the Vatican!
Sex, lies, drugs. Sounds like a typical teenager to me!
Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask...
Sex, Tawny K., hot. Captain Coverdale
SEX, the breakfast of champions !
Sex,unix & rock-n-roll
Sex.. and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough (X)
SEX: ( )Male ( )Female (þ) Yes
Sex: even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF!
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough ( ) Same ( ) Opposite ( ) Either ( )
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridicul
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous
Sex: the most fun you can have without laughing!
Sex: ____ Male ____ Female ____ Horse ____ Sheep ____
Sex: ____ Male ____ Female ____ Sheep ____ Other
Sex? Did you say sex?
SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)
Sexist... Me??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped..
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped..
Sexometer: [..../..] 64% Keep trying Babe!
Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will be GRADED!
Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.
Sexy men are nature's way of saying keep it up!
Sexy women are nature's way of saying keep it up!
Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Shall I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
Shareware? Yep! That's me alright!
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school.
She don't eat meat, but she sho' like the bone...
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She likes me! She stole my tagline!
She loves nature... despite what it did to her face.
She said she hasn't had a bite in two days. So I bit her!
She sure can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
She thought a penal colony was an all male nudist camp.
She turned me into a newt! ....well, I got better.
She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She was only a moonshiner's daughter & I love her still.
She'll prophesy your death she won't say when.
She's a natural Blonde, Please Speak slowly
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
She's got his whole gland in her hand.
She's too old for teddy bears and too young for wolves.
Sign outside brothel: On vacation. Beat it.
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for hookers !
Since it is Testosterone that kills hair folicles is being bald macho?
Sissie Sez:If sex w/o love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell
Slaves needed ... volunteer now!
Sleep well and dream of large women.
Smart? She knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! :->
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smurf Sex þ Screwing until you're blue in the face.
Smurf Sex, making love until you are blue in the face.
Smurf sex...f*** till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex...f*ck till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex...fuck till you're blue in the face
Smurfs have sex 'til they're blue in the face.
Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.
Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them.
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
Some woman can talk their way outta anything, except a telephone booth.
Sorry had to be applause rather than sex {my husband read
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was staring at your breasts.
Sorry, my mind was on edible panties today.
Sorry, Virgins 'R Us is closed due to lack of personnel
Spankings. They're not just for birthdays anymore.
Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today!
Squeeeeeeel like a pig boyeee Squeeeeel!! Loudah! Loudah!
Stamp out hesitation! ...no, wait!
Standards are wonderful! There are so MANY to choose from!
Sticks & stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me!
Stop abortion...teach contraception and "safe" sex!!!
Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!!
Stop that, son. You'll go blind. I'm over here, Dad.
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexua
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexually Gifted.
Super-sado-masochistic-sex-is-not-atrocious!
Sure I've fallen in love, but I've always been tripped.
Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too! Oh, Call Me...
Sweet dreams are made of me...
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered, ergo an SX
Sysops die at an early age... usually murdered by their wives
Sysops having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!"
Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and
Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have!
Take love away from life and you take away its pleasures.
Tape, staples, stitches, glue: John Bobbitt's shopping list.
Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!!
Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex!
Teenagers, God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex.
Tell me more about my eyes...
Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming!
Thanks to working women, thousands of men...have learned to vacuum.
That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!, @FN@ ejaculated.
That was a filthy crack. Speaking of filthy cracks, how's your mother?
That was tasteless, vulger and discusting...got any more???
The *only* thing that's easy to learn is *sex*.
The 4 Basic Food groups: Chocolate, Pizza, Caffeine, Sex.
The 4 food groups......Caffeine, Chocolate, Honey and Sex
The 4 Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The 4 Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The best things in life are free - but kinky costs extra.
The best topping for really HOT sex is ... Tabasco!
The better a woman looks, the longer a man does.
The Bible for Blondes: Oral Sex Techniques by N. Onegulp.
The bigger a woman's breasts, the smaller the man's brain.
The bigger a woman's breasts, the smaller the woman's brain.
The bigger your RAM, the better. L. Lovelace
The blonde got her college degree in sex. She was graduated cum loudly.
The Blonde Sex Manual: IN - OUT. Repeat if necessary...
The Blonde Sex Manual: IN - OUT. Repeat as necessary.
The Clinton Sex Scandal: Fornigate!
The cure for love at first sight is to take another look.
The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy.
The first sigh of love is the last gasp of wisdom.
The Four Basic Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and uh... Sex!
The Four Basic Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar, and uh... Sex!
The four food groups: Coffee, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Tobacco, Chocolate, and Sex.
The four food groups: Caffiene, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex
The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
The heart has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
The Kennedys' favorite sexual position: Defendant!
The Liquidator...liquidates with his tongue.
The Lord delivered me from temptation, but I wanted some more!
The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks.
The Lorena Bobbitt virus: Turns your 5.25 hard disk into a 3.5 floppy!
The major food groups: Chocolate, Pizza, Caffeine, Sex
The male body needs sex at all times ... it's a living hell.
The male body needs sex at all times... it's a living hel
The newest newsgroup on UseNET! alt.sex.aluminum.basebal
The only cure for good sex is more sex.
The ONLY thing better than being in love is loving.
The only uncomplicated screw has a phillips head
The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law
The Roissy International Resort Chain--with REAL chains!
The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
The sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes!
The sex was so good, even the neighbors lit cigarettes.
The tattoo on her forehead said, "Don't pull my ears."
The trouble with women is their trouble with men.
The useless bit of skin on the end of the penis: the man.
The war between the sexes is over...nobody won...
The whole bloodsucking thing, it's all so sexual.- Don Schanke
The woman cries before the wedding; the man, afterwards.
The world doesn't owe me a living -- I wish it owed me a loving.
The worst part about group sex is deciding on pizza toppings
Their sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes!
Then I saw those black lace panties and I knew that it was you!
There are certain givens... sex, love, wealth and power. - Rourke
There are three things that last, faith, hope and love....
There are two ways to handle women, and I don't know either.
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped....
There she goes, again....totally disregarding reality....tsk tsk tsk.
There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond
There _is_ sex after death; you get laid in the coffin.
There's a blonde pubic hair in my Coffee. Is it yours?
There's a blonde pubic hair in my Coke. Is it yours?
There's a red pubic hair in my Coke. Is it yours?
There's a striking difference between Bondage & Discipline
There's always room for filth!
There's one behind every Zipper!
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
There's some lovely filth over here...
They do not love that do not show their love.
They make love at the drop of a hat. Any hat.
Thieves demand your money or your life... women want both.
Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay.
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer these days.
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
This is not a Bald Spot, It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
This morning I distinctly heard "Snap, crackle, f*ck you."
This must be the men's room. I don't see a Ladies sign.
This Tagline hand-crafted by Colorado homosexuals.
Thou shall flirt shamelessly with all members of the opposite sex.
Three Stages of Sex > Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly
Three Stages of Sex ¯ Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly
Time for my morning SysEx dump.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
To all virgins. Thanks for nothing!
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
To boldly glow, where no man has glowed
To Dan Quayle, sex is a four-letter word
To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
To make your dream come true, you have to stay awake.
To some, sex is second best to power.
To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes.
To women, men are like big dogs that talk.
Too much sex can cause memory loss... what was I talking about?
Too Sexy For My Pants - by Harry P. Ness
Too sexy for your cat.
Total stangers need love too, and I'm stranger than most.
Tragedy: To marry for love and find out he has no money.
Transvestite: He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Transvestite: A man who wants to eat, drink and be Mary.
Trekkies do it at high warp speed.
Tribble -> * Tribble having safe sex -> *
Tribble use #57 - latest galactic sex toy.
Tribbles : The worlds purest safe sex.
Tribbles are to busy reproducing to have sex.
Trojan: Storage device for replicating codes.
Trust - Two cannibals having oral sex.
Try bungee sex to put the bounce back in your love life!
TV Truth: Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in a grotesque way
Twelve lines should be enough, now BEND OVER
Two synonimous "H" words, Homosexual and Hate.
Tyrannosaurus Sex!: Ted Kennedy in a purple Barney suit.
Uh oh -- your file is UNZIPped!
Uh, honey, I'm ready again.
Ummm, excuse me but I think you dropped your CARRIER.
Under all these clothes, I'm completely Naked.
Underneath this dress is a little leather g-string
Unzip, expand, explode...what pervert came up with this?
Up with dresses! Down with pants!
URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your beer.
Vampyra to the shy little boy: "Don't worry, I don't bite!"
Vasectomy: Sunkist Operation-all juice, no seeds!
Vibrating pocket pagers, a whole new dimension of phone sex!
Victoria's Secret is that she likes to dress like a slut. Oh Boy!
Virginity is curable if detected early
Virginity: like a balloon: one prick and it's gone.
Vote Democrat--Washington needs more sex and Gore.
Voting in Japan causes erections
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything.
Wanna play cops and robbers? Great! SPREAD 'EM!
Wanna play doctor?
Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt.
Want some candy, little girl?
WANTED: Research Asst. to work on hypothesis SEX > Logic
Wanted: Man with cute ass and tight jeans with front bulge
Wanted: Men To Test New Condom!
Wanted: Men To Test New Waterbed!
WANTED: Used secretary in good condition.
Wanted: Women To Test New Condom!
Wanted: Women To Test New Waterbed!
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Warning, do not download SAFESEX.ZIP it is a trojan.
WARNING: Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health.
Was it as good for you... ah, who cares
We are in the Music Section, save your fantasies for Unmitigated Sex !
We are in the War Board, save your fantasies for Unmitigated Sex
We practice S&M: she Sleeps & I Masturbate.
We're going to kill the men and rape the women. GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer
WEAKER SEX---The kind you have once the kids wear you out.
Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
Well Robin, time to suck the old bat-d*ck!
Well, gotta go clean the blood off my clown suit...
Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right?
What a lovely singing voice you must have!
What a perverted train of thought you ride ....
What about the time I caught you naked with that bowl of Jello?
What does a blonde say after sex? So, are you all on the same team?
What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ... NO CARRIER
What if they gave an orgy and no one came?
What is the point of a fantasy...if it never becomes reality?
What the hell is "opposite sex"?
What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Putting the car in park.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?
What's the cure for an achy breaky heart? - An itchy twitchy twat.
What's the square root of 69? 8.something.
What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray.
Whats the most popular form of birth control? The Headache!
When a man seeks your advice he generally wants your praise.
When arguing with a woman, wear a cup
When asked, How many wives I've had, I said, Mine or other men's?
When confronting two evils, pick the one with the big tits
When I'm good, I'm great--when I'm bad, you're breathless
When in Rome, do as the Visigoths do
When women go wrong men go after them.
When you seek love, give nothing. When you find it, give all.
When you're in love with a beautiful person...
Where all the Masochists go to get abused.
Where did Cain get his wife? Don't ask, don't tell
Where there's a whip there's a way.
Whip cream, chocolate, baby oil...what did you have in mind?
Whipped cream, chocolate, baby oil...what did you have in mind?
Whips & Chains? Sorry sounds like a hardware problem.
Whips required... Chains optional...
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
Who needs sex when you have chocolate.
Who said that sex wasn't fun ??
Who says femininity is dead? Just look at him!
Whoa... I'm a lover not a fighter. Don't have red hair.
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
Why are men so stupid? No brains to think with.
Why can't men remember to leave the lid DOWN?
Why can't women remember to put the seat back up?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up?
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
Why do Kennedy's cry after sex? ..... Mace!
Why is brassire singular and panties plural?
Why must you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle?
Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better!
Why, she's no fun she fell right over.
Why, some of my best friends are heterosexuals!
Will work for kinky sex.
Will work for kinky sex. (but not with you)
Windows bashing.....and you thought SEX was fun!
With my best girl by my side!
Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.
WOMAN.ZIP -- GREAT PROGRAM! (Fun to unzip!)
WOMAN.ZIP-Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no docs.
Woman: Man, the Sequel.
Women ...can't live with 'em, can't leave 'em bleeding on the sidewalk.
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymph
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury.
Women are a lot of trouble, but worth all of it and more.
Women are gonna be the death of me...but what a way to go!
Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
Women are like fires: they go out if left unattended.
Women are like programs... a smart man keeps a backup.
Women are meant to be loved, not understood.
Women Ask: "Are you seeing anyone else?"
Women Ask: "Are you staring at the woman?"
Women Ask: "Can you fix this?"
Women Ask: "Do I look fat?"
Women Ask: "Will you call me?"
Women come with instructions - just ask them!
Women come with instructions: Do this, Do that.
Women do come with instructions, just ask them!
Women do too come with instructions; just ask one.
Women don't make fools out of a men--they only direct the performance.
Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
WOMEN fake orgasms - MEN fake foreplay !
Women get minks the same way minks get minks.
Women go on diets. Men just eat less ... and grow fat.
Women have two viewpoints. Theirs and all other women's.
Women have two viewpoints...there's and all other women's...
Women in space? Yeah, there's no sound in a vacuum.
Women like condoms cuz the guy has to clean up
Women like the simple things in life... like men.
Women look at each other like they're smelling onions.
Women make the best wives.
Women need only one improvement: No vocal cords.
Women perfer Hard Disks to Floppy Ones!
Women prefer men with a tender side. Legal, that is.
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN.
Women should be obscene and not heard!
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women Tell Men: "Foreplay isn't that important."
Women Tell Men: "I have to wash my hair."
Women Tell Men: "I love football."
Women Tell Men: "I never thought it could be like that."
Women Tell Men: "I'm on the pill."
Women Tell Men: "I've got a headache."
Women Tell Men: "It doesn't matter how mush money you have."
Women Tell Men: "It's okay, it happens to everyone."
Women Tell Men: "Size isn't important."
Women Tell Men: "Sorry. I'm having my period."
Women Tell Men: "You're the first one I felt anything for."
Women vs. Beer: A beer doesn't care when you come.
Women vs. Beer: A beer doessn't demand equality.
Women vs. Beer: A beer goes down easy.
Women vs. Beer: A beer is always wet.
Women vs. Beer: A beer never has a headache.
Women vs. Beer: A friend's beer is a good beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer always gives good head.
Women vs. Beer: Beer is never late.
Women vs. Beer: Beer isn't jealous if you grab another beer.
Women vs. Beer: Beer labels come off without a fight.
Women vs. Beer: Beer stains wash out.
Women vs. Beer: Beer waits in the car while you play football.
Women vs. Beer: Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony.
Women vs. Beer: Hangovers go away.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer in public.
Women vs. Beer: You can have a beer the whole month.
Women vs. Beer: You can have more than one beer a night.
Women vs. Beer: You can share your beer with your friends.
Women vs. Beer: You don't drive a beer home in the morning.
Women vs. Beer: You don't have to wine and dine beer.
Women vs. Beer: You know you're the first one to pop a beer.
Women were meant to be loved, not understood.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Women's Revenge: Toilet covers that make you hold the seat up.
Women: Can't kill them, but you can eat them.
Women: Can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
Women: Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
Women: Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
Women: Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't live without them.
Women: Can't live with them. Can't take a shotgun to them!
Women: Fuck them, forget them, and rotate them like tires.
Women: They never taste like chicken.
Women: When they stick together, you can't pry 'em apart...
Women: Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
Women: Can't live with 'em. Can't take a shotgun to 'em!!
Women: Can't live with 'em...and sheep can't cook.
WOMEN: n., pl.: Wild, Ovulating, Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
Women; you can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts.
Words you never want to hear during sex: "I'm really only 14."
Would a virgin be called a notyeterosexual?
Would send chocolate covered treat but the chocolate won't stay on me!
Would you care for some cum with your champagne?
Would you like me better if I were tied down?
Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during mating?
Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?
Wrestle you bare-naked for a dollar!
Written on a condom machine "This gum tastes funny"
Yawn: The only time a man gets to open his mouth.
Yeah I love work, I could sit and watch it all day...
Yes Miss,I'll have a fur burger & a side of thighs
Yes, I do talk to my wife after sex - if she phones.
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!
Yet one breath leads to the insatiable desire for suicide in sex
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
You aren't screaming loud enough....You must want MORE!!
You BITCH--Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!!
You call that sexual harassment? Check this out @FN@!
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours...
You can prick your finger, but never finger your prick.
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
You can't cut me off, you don't know where I'm getting it from!
You can't make anyone love you.
You can't read a girl like a book but it's fun browsing the pages.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
You have a perverted mind! I like that in a person!
You want to do WHAT with me?!
You're going to stick that where?
You're into sexual tag lines, aren't you?
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me.
You're sick and disgusting, I like that in a person!!
You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person!
You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that in a person!
You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that!
You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County
Your body's a temple? -- Mine's an Amusement Park!
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul perverted.
Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
Your kisses leave something to be desired--the rest of you.
Your life is meaningless, until you've made it with a sheep.
Your marriage was a mistake - your wife's.
Your mother's gonna LOVE me!
Your wife is dead when the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Zip files are like sex, you can use them over and over!
Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.